So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
(Source: mind-heart-self)
via ive-got-a-confession-to-make
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
via ezekiel-was-calm-and-quiet
cute girls are the worst
cute sausages are the wurst
via ezekiel-was-calm-and-quiet
feel ugly?? no. don’t feel ugly. make flower crown. prettiest flower crown. the best one. pretty flowers. pink????? purple flower????? blue??? make flower crown. wear it. wear it everywhere. feel gold.
I’m not alowed to have flowers because im allergic.
fake flowers!!! fake flower crowns!!!! lasts forever!!!!!!!!!!
via fearisbutfearitself
*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?
via rosesollux
- me: *saves videogame*
- me:
- me:
- me: did i save
via timelessgates
INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB
Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.
This shit is dope.
No, you may not enter my room.
This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.
this is my answer to privacy now
(Source: shutthefuckupbro)
via handcuffs-and-cheese
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